Posts Tagged ‘planets’

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Ummm  uhh  dam alarm clock, suppose I’d better get up or they will moan again.  Oh my head, that’s the last time I go on a universe pub crawl with Mars and Jupiter, we would have been ok if we hadn’t met up with the moon.  Boy can he drink, do you know he drank so many bloody Mary’s he turned red, had such a job getting him back to normal gave earth a fright.

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Ok, ok I’m getting there for goodness sake Weather put the kettle on. Let me see now what is today supposed to be? Oh yes, starting off cloudy then gradually let the sun through.  Weather you got that kettle on yet? I really need my coffee!  Now where was I…. oh yes last night, anyway we all ended up in the nebula bar everyone was there – well it seemed like it – boy was there a crush.  We made thunder sit outside with lightning someone told a joke and they started laughing bolts and water went everywhere, don’t like lightning much he’s a really flash git.

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Weather where’s my coffee I’m going to be late and you know how that affects my day.  Mmmmm I can smell the aroma from here is that Interstellar coffee beans you’re using?  Oh yesssss feeling much better soon be up and running.  Thank you Weather off you go now, remember your somewhere over the mountains this morning not on the plains.  Right I’ll just pour myself another cuppa get dressed then I’ll be off.

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‘Morning Cloud how’s things today?’   ‘Hi Dawn like your dress pink and blue suit you have a good time last night?’  ‘Sort of tell you all about it at break. Don’t forget your supposed to hang around here for a couple of moon beams then off towards the sea’  ‘Right you are, oh and I heard that Moon was well out on the sauce, funny how he turns red every so often still that’s Moon for you’.


(c) Michael Douglas Bosc







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This is me on my way across your sky, if I seem a little squiffy sorry but I have been to an interstellar party boy it was astronomical…. Everyone was there you know, asteroids, moons, odd bits that float around the galaxy looking for action.  Then there were these strange mechanical bits shoved up here by planet Earths lot, mind you one of them was a good dancer also sang quite well named Marvin so he said, had some of the earthlings on him, way out.  Every now and then we were buzzed by a rogue meteorite which was enjoying its self by bouncing of the atmospheres of various planets like mine. At one time it had some friends with it but they either got tired and burnt up or just bounced off in another direction.



Ooooooo I do feel strange, must have been that last solar flare, too much star-dust in it.  Oh well at least I can go to bed and sleep it off only have to have a small bit shining tonight.  Think I’ll make it a quarter well I mean I’m three parts gone so hey…..


Heylooooow  someones glowing tonight obviously had a right good evening, oh its me isn’t it.  Oops must remember to stay in orbit to many things whizzing around up here could give me a nasty headache. It’s ok for you planet Earth you’re pretty not grey like me, always said blue suited you, got no atmosphere to talk of so things don’t bounce off me too well.  Anyway I can go party you can’t shucks yah boo.


Look I’m  going backwards wheeeee  oh I can’t stop somethings pulling me.  Thats not funny Earth, you saw that comet creeping up on me  right, I wont be back tomorrow night so you can all stay in the dark, just you wait till I get back in orbit, just you lot wait hic………..

© Michael Douglas Bosc

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